Catherine O’Hara
Sexy

The best knock-knock joke we know is the massive knockers of funny lady Catherine O’Hara, a modern comic legend whose bizarre beauty gets us seriously wacky. She’s also a stunning chameleon of a MILF, whether raising our bone as a sweet suburbanite in Home Alone (1990) or spooking us out of our pants as a domineering diva in Beetlejuice (1988). Other O’Hara outings include her reformed slut from the improvisational dog-show epic Best in Show (2000) and her butch turn as a vengeful ice-cream vendor in After Hours (1985). She also briefly livened up HBO’s Six Feet Under as a bitchy (and massively muffed) TV executive. Don’t forget Catherine’s early days as part of Canada’s SCTV comedy troupe, either. As hyperactive entertainer “Lola Heatherton,” Catherine kept proclaiming, “I want to bear all your children!” She would have, too, if airwaves could transmit baby batter.